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« Reply #285 on: August 31, 2010, 01:58:28 PM »

balik na ulet si babe.. yehey.. miss you babe.. ang masamang damo matagal mamatay.. hahahahaha..
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« Reply #285 on: August 31, 2010, 01:58:28 PM »
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« Reply #286 on: August 31, 2010, 02:15:23 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i know right?

babe dami kong tawa sa OBGYNE nung linggo.


Tinatanong ng doctor

"Any sexual contact?"

Lola was right in front of me...

I said "Uhhhhhhh... errr... mmmm... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

tapos sila lola naman tahimik lang

ako nagpipigil yung ngiti na ewan kasi nga di ako makasagot ng maayos pati si doctora din  Wink

Sabi ni doc kailangan daw IE na kaso "Virgin" pa daw ako at baka di ko kayanin.

yung mukha ko parang natatakot (kunwari)  Cheesy

tapos pinahiga na ko para iexamine nakita ko naggloves siya, linagyan ng jelly at pinabukaka ako.  Cheesy

HALA ayun pinasok niya eh chicks kaya si doctora maganda rin. pinilipit kong ngumiwe instead na ngumiti  Cheesy


ayun okay naman daw walang problema sa cervix hahahaha...

pero kailangan ng ultrasound.

eh pinaglalaban ni LOLA na virgin pa nga ako so sabi ni doc sa rectum na lang ipapasok

at sumigaw ako ng major major "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

hinde pwede... may problema pa ko sa ass at pag dun ako pinasakan ng ultrasound baka lumala pa

so sabi sige dun na lang sa isang butas  Cheesy

kaso sabi baka daw madevirginize ako nagpakita lang ako ng takot sa mukha deep inside medyo kampante naman  Grin

nung ultrasound na HOHO

TAKTE! MASAKIT SIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  Cry

ayun lang naman...

nakita ang dapat makita.  Cheesy

pero medyo ipit ako maglakad at hinde yun arte totoo yun hahahahaha...

awang awa naman si lola saken...

good news is di naman ako baog  Grin pero ayoko pang itry HAHAHA baka maging lucky me instant mommy ako  Cheesy

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat kelangan lang maggamot ng 6 months

i've polycystic ovaries daw kasi...

di ako nagoovulate (sabi na lalaki talaga ako)

abt the pregnant thingy naman: i never had sex to be pregnant in the first place hahahaha marami kasing nagtataka why i had my ultrasound, i just had that to have my ovaries checked. Cheesy

di ako pregnant LOL

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #286 on: August 31, 2010, 02:15:23 PM »
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« Reply #287 on: August 31, 2010, 02:25:11 PM »

Quote from: tempgirl on August 31, 2010, 02:15:23 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i know right?

babe dami kong tawa sa OBGYNE nung linggo.


Tinatanong ng doctor

"Any sexual contact?"

Lola was right in front of me...

I said "Uhhhhhhh... errr... mmmm... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

tapos sila lola naman tahimik lang

ako nagpipigil yung ngiti na ewan kasi nga di ako makasagot ng maayos pati si doctora din  Wink

Sabi ni doc kailangan daw IE na kaso "Virgin" pa daw ako at baka di ko kayanin.

yung mukha ko parang natatakot (kunwari)  Cheesy

tapos pinahiga na ko para iexamine nakita ko naggloves siya, linagyan ng jelly at pinabukaka ako.  Cheesy

HALA ayun pinasok niya eh chicks kaya si doctora maganda rin. pinilipit kong ngumiwe instead na ngumiti  Cheesy


ayun okay naman daw walang problema sa cervix hahahaha...

pero kailangan ng ultrasound.

eh pinaglalaban ni LOLA na virgin pa nga ako so sabi ni doc sa rectum na lang ipapasok

at sumigaw ako ng major major "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

hinde pwede... may problema pa ko sa ass at pag dun ako pinasakan ng ultrasound baka lumala pa

so sabi sige dun na lang sa isang butas  Cheesy

kaso sabi baka daw madevirginize ako nagpakita lang ako ng takot sa mukha deep inside medyo kampante naman  Grin

nung ultrasound na HOHO

TAKTE! MASAKIT SIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  Cry

ayun lang naman...

nakita ang dapat makita.  Cheesy

pero medyo ipit ako maglakad at hinde yun arte totoo yun hahahahaha...

awang awa naman si lola saken...

good news is di naman ako baog  Grin pero ayoko pang itry HAHAHA baka maging lucky me instant mommy ako  Cheesy

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat kelangan lang maggamot ng 6 months

i've polycystic ovaries daw kasi...

di ako nagoovulate (sabi na lalaki talaga ako)

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


natawa naman ako sa kwento mo babe.. bantay sarado talga si lola sayo..

pa party na tayo babe, di ka baog.. magkaka baby pa tayo.. hahahahahaha..
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« Reply #288 on: August 31, 2010, 02:27:11 PM »

^hahahaha babe sabi ni doc magkakaanak ako basta normal sperm count ng magiging asawa ko hahahahaha

PACHECK KA NA! Cheesy
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« Reply #289 on: August 31, 2010, 02:33:05 PM »

sayo na lang ako magpapacheck pag magaling ka na.. para libre.. wahahaha... Cheesy
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« Reply #290 on: August 31, 2010, 03:16:53 PM »

simulan na kaya naten? hahahaha
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« Reply #291 on: August 31, 2010, 03:44:51 PM »

simulan ng makarami.. hahahaha...
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« Reply #292 on: August 31, 2010, 08:02:57 PM »

you have to go to doctor with lola ? Sad
Ok that is why u are moody, ur homones are all mess up Smiley Smiley Smiley
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« Reply #293 on: August 31, 2010, 08:10:24 PM »

yes Sad

lola wants to go pa nga nung nagpaultrasound ako eh buti na lang hinde na nagpumilit.


yes i'm taking alot of meds 5 different pills twice a day...
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« Reply #294 on: August 31, 2010, 09:04:51 PM »

dami mo namang iniinom babe..

buti graduate na ako sa pag iinom ng maraming gamot..
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« Reply #295 on: August 31, 2010, 09:08:24 PM »

drug addict na ko sa dami ba naman ng sakit ko eh ewan ko na lang :| ay babe eto ultrasound yung pic HAHAHAHAHA ang cool eh Cheesy





thanks yuyu sa pagedit LOL para hinde makita name ko HAHAHAHAHA


WALANG BABY NA LAMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #296 on: September 01, 2010, 09:07:36 AM »

oohhh..i see..cool Smiley
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« Reply #297 on: September 01, 2010, 11:03:56 AM »

Maybe your lola is nice.
All the lola I meet are mean.
They used to like to wait till I go in line at robinsons when I went grocery shopping. Then they would get in line behind me.
Then they would snoop thru my cart asking.
"Why you buy this ?"
"Why you waste your money on this ?"
"How come your wife is not shopping for the groceries ?"

How do you tell some old lady to F-off.
Ok I will be honest, i was scared she would beat me with her umbrella.
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« Reply #298 on: September 01, 2010, 12:09:44 PM »

Quote from: cho_romano on September 01, 2010, 09:07:36 AM
oohhh..i see..cool Smiley


natutuwa lang ako sa ultrasound haha

Quote from: mr_paradox on September 01, 2010, 11:03:56 AM
Maybe your lola is nice.
All the lola I meet are mean.
They used to like to wait till I go in line at robinsons when I went grocery shopping. Then they would get in line behind me.
Then they would snoop thru my cart asking.
"Why you buy this ?"
"Why you waste your money on this ?"
"How come your wife is not shopping for the groceries ?"

How do you tell some old lady to F-off.
Ok I will be honest, i was scared she would beat me with her umbrella.



nako if only you knew.
you'll take that back. hahahaha

well that's how annoying old people are SOMETIMES.

like my lola won't let me go out kahit sa tindahan lang Sad
plus just because nakikiride ako sa motorcycle sinabihan na kong "wild" angkas lang naman.

haaaaaaay...

LOL hinde malayong gawin niya yun Smiley))
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« Reply #299 on: September 01, 2010, 01:27:38 PM »

^

wild ka daw Cheesy *ehem*


sa loobloob ni temp "kung alam mo lang" Roll Eyes
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