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« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2010, 01:07:04 AM »


"LOGIC"

One day, Erap saw Cory reading a book on Logic..

Erap: Cory, mahirap ata yang binabasa mo?
Cory: Hindi, logic lang to, madali lang.
Erap: Ano ba yang logic, di ko ata alam.
Cory: Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Erap: Oo!
Cory: Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda?
Erap: Oo!
Cory: At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo lagi mag-beach?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa beach, mahilig ka sa babaeng naka-bathing suit?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa seksing babaeng naka-bathing suit, lalakeng-lalaki ka?
Erap: Oo!
Cory: At kung lalakeng-lalaki ka, eh di macho ka?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: Kita mo na, ganyan lang ang Logic!
Erap: Ok pala yang logic na yan ah!

The next day, Erap saw Piolo Pascual.

Erap: Piolo, subukan ko lang itong itinuro sa aking logic ni Cory.
Piolo: Cge nga!
Erap: May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Piolo: Wala.
Erap: Bakla ka nga.
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« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2010, 01:07:04 AM »

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« Reply #76 on: September 09, 2010, 07:49:42 AM »


hehehe
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« Reply #77 on: September 09, 2010, 08:17:10 AM »


i was laughing so hard i was clapping like a retarded seal

Take video's of yourself laughing that hard.
I have never seen a retard seal clapping.
Also when your are laughing and clapping that hard do your boobies bounce up and down ?

PS : If answer to question is yes, take video of that also Smiley
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« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2010, 04:10:53 AM »


^can i just go to La Union and do the clapping thing in front of you and your wife? *grins*
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« Reply #79 on: September 13, 2010, 08:21:03 PM »


HEHEHE kakatawa naman talaga
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« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2010, 01:39:38 PM »


ERAP JOKES
1.Erap and Loi eating in a restaurant.
Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?
Erap: Ano'ng problema mo, eh Eat All You Can naman ito!

2.Jinggoy and Erap in a museum. (Jinggoy looking at a mummy)
Jinggoy: Dad, what's the meaning of 1232 B.C.?
Erap: Anak, iyan ang plate number ng nakabangga sa kanya.

3.Erap looked at the librarian and said:
This is the most boring book I've ever read. It has no plot, yet so many characters.
Librarian: Excuse Sir, that is a telephone directory.

4.Secretary: Bwisit! Ginamit na naman ni Sir Erap yung computer!
Man: Bakit?
Secretary: Tingnan mo, puno ng liquid paper yung monitor!
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« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2010, 08:33:30 PM »


natatawa talaga ako sa nakita ko. HAHAHAHAHAHA

benta lang talaga LOL



TANG NA MOO!!! Orange na Choco - Choco na Orange!!! hahahahahahaha   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy




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« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2010, 08:43:15 PM »


^mukang napa GTG ka jan ah.. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


Gulong Tawa Gulong...
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« Reply #83 on: September 19, 2010, 08:43:55 PM »


^BENTA EH. tang na moo pa! san ka pa? HAHAHAHAHAHA
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« Reply #84 on: September 19, 2010, 08:48:07 PM »


^easy lang sa pagtawa.. mamuo ang hangin sa tyan mo.. sige ka.. Grin
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« Reply #85 on: September 20, 2010, 11:56:02 PM »


hahaha KAMOTE! hmp!
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« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2010, 10:29:18 AM »


simulan ko na..
ihanda ang inyong mga sarili..

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dami kong tawa d2..  Grin  Grin  Grin

bawal panoorin ng bata..  Tongue


ang galing nilang sumayaw, sikat na sikat yung bata, sa kanya lang nakatingin lahat Smiley
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« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2010, 12:07:23 PM »


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... tawa munaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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I love the DEAD END sign. I think they are kind. They at least have the decency to let me know I知 going nowhere. - nabasa ko sa T-Shirt ni TADO

How can i be your world when you already able to exist and survive without knowing my existence?
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« Reply #88 on: September 26, 2010, 10:25:39 AM »


sa bandang dulo lang ako natawa..

If you watch 100 times you will still laughDQ
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« Reply #89 on: September 26, 2010, 12:54:52 PM »


nice ung tang $#U$(*($*  ^____^
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You came along, unexpectedly
I was doing fine in my little world
Oh baby please don't get me wrong
'Cause I'm not complaining
But you see, you got my mind spinning


Why can't it be
Why can't it be the two of us
Why can't we be lovers
Only friends
You came along
At the wrong place, at th
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