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tempgirl
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November 28, 2011, 04:39:39 PM »
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Pano kung ang mga PULIS ay gumamit ng GAY LINGO sa isang holdapan..
PULIS1: Hoy ateng! Nanditey na si DARNA! Sumuko ever ka na! Super surroundings ka na namin teh!
HOLDAPER: Wit! Keribum ko kayo teh! Tumbang preso yan si DARNA sa'kin.
PULIS1: Ay echuserang froglet ka ha! Mga veklar! Sugod na tayis!
PULIS2: Oh narinig niyo si mother earth! Gora na mga veki! Push!
Sa isang mental institute, nagbubungkal ng lupa ang isang pasyente:
NURSE: Anong ginagawa mo?
PATIENT:Hindi mo ba nakikita? Nagtatanim ako!
NURSE: Wala ka namang tinatanim ah?
PATIENT: Bulag ka ba? Seedless to!
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Boy: Pakakasalan ko po ang inyong anak...
Dad: Bakit? Kaya mo na ba syang buhayin?
Boy: Namatay na ba sya?
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Most of my major disappointments have turned out to be blessings in disguise. So whenever anything bad does happen to me, I kind of sit back and feel, well, if I give this enough time, it'll turn out that it was good, so I shant worry about it too much.
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C H O Y
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Quote from: edda mulag kana on December 02, 2011, 08:55:44 AM
Boy: Pakakasalan ko po ang inyong anak...
Dad: Bakit? Kaya mo na ba syang buhayin?
Boy: Namatay na ba sya?
Nakakatawa...
Pilosopong manugang...
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driver: oh mag bayad na yung umutot dyan...
pasahero: oi manong nag bayad na po ako ahh...
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December 16, 2011, 06:39:26 AM »
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(Unknown text.)
Boy: hi, may BF ka?
Girl: meron, sino ka?
Boy: Papa mo to, humanda ka lang pag uwi ko!
(Another Unknown Text.)
Boy:Hi, may BF ka??
Girl: Wala no, di uso sa kin yan. Sino ka pala??
Boy: Boyfriend mo to, sinaktan mo na naman ako
Girl: oh,sory babe. I thought ikaw si Papa.
Boy: Yes! Ako nga to, Papa mo!! Humanda ka lang talaga pag uwi ko, bibitayin kita babae ka!!
nabasa ko laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. buset.
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December 20, 2011, 12:31:07 AM »
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dumalaw si GMA sa mental hospital..
Doc:let's welcome our former president Gloria Macapagal Arroyo! (sigaw sa mga pasyente)
-pumalakpak lahat ng mga pasyente maliban sa isa na nasa sulok.
GMA:Doc?bakit yung isa,hindi pumalakpak.
Doc:magaling na po siya..
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December 26, 2011, 09:34:19 PM »
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Pari: Sister, halika dito sa kuwarto ko…
Sister: Diyos ko!!!
Pari: Sara mo yung pinto at patayin mo ang ilaw…
Sister: Diyos ko!!!
Pari: Tabi ka sa akin.
Sister: Oh my God!!!
Pari: Tingnan mo itong relo ko. GLOW in the dark.
IHI
Tanong: Ano ang tunog ng ihi ng dalaga?
Sagot: I wish, I wish, I wish
Tanong: Ano ang tunog ng ihi ng misis?
Sagot: Always, Always, Always
Tanong: Ano ang tunog ng ihi ng biyuda?
Sagot: I miss, I miss, I miss
Tanong: Ano ang tunog ng ihi ng matandang dalaga?
Sagot: Bwisit, bwisit, buwisit
MOUNTAINDEW
DADO:: Ano ang tawag mo sa babaing flat-chested?
ATO: Walandyo
DADO: Doon naman sa mga babaing ang dibdib ay katamtaman lamang?
ATO: Medyo.
DADO: Doon naman sa mga babaing ubod ng laki ng dibdib?
ATO: Mountaindyo
NAGBAGO NA
Nagbalikbayan ang mister ni Nora:
NORA: Honey, ang mga sigarilyo ba'y para sa kamag-anak natin?
MON: OO. Hindi na ako naninigarilyo, nagbago na ako.
NORA: Itong mga alak, sa kamag-anak rin natin?
MON: Oo, hindi na ako umiinom, nagbago na ako.
NORA: Siguro itong make-up kits para sa akin.
MON: Hoy bruha, para sa akin 'yan. Di ba sabi ko, nagbago na akwo
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hahahah addiikkk ang dami kong tawa sa thread na ito xD
lalo na ung ngongo jokes xD ahhahahhaha xD
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January 29, 2012, 07:51:38 PM »
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Sabi ng nanay ko wala daw akong kwentang anak dahil sobrang tamad daw ako..
Kaya minsan nga gusto ko nang sumuko, gusto ko nang magpakamatay,
maglaslas, magbigti pero..
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TiNATAMAD ako!
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January 29, 2012, 07:53:05 PM »
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Girl:Inay nagbold po ako sa magazine,tingnan nyo sa page 10
Nanay: (GALIT) Anak,Sa palagay mo ba,may mas nakakahiya pa dito?!!
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Girl:Meron po inay !!!
Tingnan Nyo Sa Page 16,Si Itay !!!
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January 29, 2012, 07:53:54 PM »
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Nanay: Ligpitin mo nga yang higaan mo Juan.
Juan: Wag na nay, magugulo lang ulit yan, parang nag-mahal ako tapos masasaktan lang ulit.
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Nanay: Sorry naman anak, emo ka pala. Nga pala, wag kana din kumain at itatae mo lang naman.
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Para sa mga hindi pa nakakanood... mamatay matay ako katatawa dito
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February 24, 2012, 11:22:50 PM »
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hahaha lol kawawa naman ......................
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damn...damn..damn..wat i do to have u here...here here
damn..damn..damn..wat i do to have u near near near I WISH YOU WERE HERE ..!!!
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February 28, 2012, 08:11:20 PM »
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Pag ako nag-asawa
at inutusan akong maglaba..
HIWALAY agad..
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ang de-kolor sa puti..
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