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« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2010, 11:08:29 PM »


Pare 1: Pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare 2: Nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants
ng Ms. Universe
Pare 1: Swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare 2: Pare ako nanalo!

Pare 1: Pre, nasusuka ako kaya lang di ako masuka
Pare 2: Madali lang yan, pre ~ sundutin mo tonsils mo

(pare 1 sinundot ang tonsils ..)
Pare 1: Di pa rin e
Pare 2: Hmmmmm ... sundutin mo pwet mo
(pare 1 sinundot ang pwet ...)
Pare 1: Wala pa rin
Pare 2: Ngayon, tsaka mo ule isundot sa bibig mo ...
(pag hindi ka pa masuka nyan ewan ko na!!!!!)

Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang
syota? wala ka pa bang
napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
(nyahahahaha! )
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« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2010, 11:08:29 PM »

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« Reply #91 on: October 07, 2010, 10:47:16 AM »


suki ako ng thread na yan:

http://www.pinoyloveforum.com/index.php/topic,2514.0.html


okay sa alright magsagutan yung mga tao eh. pagnababadtrip ako babasahin ko lang paulit ulit si kangkong sumasakit na tiyan ko kakatawa


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cheesy
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« Reply #91 on: October 07, 2010, 10:47:16 AM »

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« Reply #92 on: October 07, 2010, 02:16:00 PM »


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I love the DEAD END sign. I think they are kind. They at least have the decency to let me know I’m going nowhere. - nabasa ko sa T-Shirt ni TADO

How can i be your world when you already able to exist and survive without knowing my existence?
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« Reply #93 on: October 07, 2010, 03:01:12 PM »



galing ng mama. tawa ako ng tawa kay ben tisoy. kuhang kuha,hahahaha
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« Reply #94 on: October 09, 2010, 02:47:15 PM »


2 s2dent naiwan s classroom:
B: walan ung mga clasm8 ntin tau nlng dito, ano tara?
G: anong tara?
B: sus, ano b yn.bilisan mo na.
G: ah gnun, bk8 dito? sge n nga!
  (nagmamamadaling maghubad)
B:bat k nghhubad? tara uwin tau tang! landi mo!!
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masarap mag mahal qng ang taong mahal mo ay mahal ka!!
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« Reply #95 on: October 13, 2010, 10:20:44 AM »


(Iraq with 50 jetplane)

General: Ilan ang jet ng America?

Pilot: 100 po at malalakas yun!

General: ang China?

Pilot: 200 po, dami lugi tau!

General: eh sa Japan?

Pilot: Ayun, 5 lang po!

General: Ganun? sakupin n!!!
Sige sugurin ang Japan!

(After 1 hour bumalik ang mga jet)

General: o bakit kayo nagsibalik?

Pilot: Sir kasi pasugod na kami ng may narinig kaming isinigaw nung isang jet nila!

General: Bakit? Anong sinigaw?
















































Pilot: "LET'S VOLT IN!" Grin
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How can i be your world when you already able to exist and survive without knowing my existence?
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« Reply #96 on: October 15, 2010, 12:30:01 PM »


Knock knock..
who’s there?
TWO MONTHS
TWO MONTHS who?

TWO MONTHS love will kill you
If you can't make up your mind
Torn between the lover
And the love you leave behind
You're headed for disaster
'cos you never read the signs
TWO MONTHS love will kill you
Every time
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I love the DEAD END sign. I think they are kind. They at least have the decency to let me know I’m going nowhere. - nabasa ko sa T-Shirt ni TADO

How can i be your world when you already able to exist and survive without knowing my existence?
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« Reply #97 on: October 27, 2010, 03:57:06 PM »


Pare 1: Pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo!
Pare 2: Nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants
ng Ms. Universe
Pare 1: Swerte mo! ano problema mo?
Pare 2: Pare ako nanalo!

Pare 1: Pre, nasusuka ako kaya lang di ako masuka
Pare 2: Madali lang yan, pre ~ sundutin mo tonsils mo

(pare 1 sinundot ang tonsils ..)
Pare 1: Di pa rin e
Pare 2: Hmmmmm ... sundutin mo pwet mo
(pare 1 sinundot ang pwet ...)
Pare 1: Wala pa rin
Pare 2: Ngayon, tsaka mo ule isundot sa bibig mo ...
(pag hindi ka pa masuka nyan ewan ko na!!!!!)

Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang
syota? wala ka pa bang
napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!
(nyahahahaha! )



langya, natawa ako dun, haha
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« Reply #98 on: October 29, 2010, 02:07:46 PM »


i have a story about my pen*s
nvm. it's too long Cheesy
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« Reply #99 on: November 18, 2010, 12:11:52 AM »


Club Can't Handle Me (Indian Style)DQ


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« Reply #100 on: November 19, 2010, 12:47:01 PM »


ahahhaha kakatuwa 2 ahahha
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« Reply #101 on: November 20, 2010, 02:48:33 PM »


ahahhaha kakatuwa 2 ahahha


ssshhh! let's not be racist oki? Cheesy
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« Reply #102 on: November 20, 2010, 04:34:37 PM »


^ang cute kaya niya sumayaw at kumanta LOL
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« Reply #103 on: November 20, 2010, 06:57:53 PM »


ewan ko ba yung expression nya tatawa ako ahahaha
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« Reply #104 on: December 03, 2010, 06:46:30 PM »


Bisita: Manong, naiinom po ba ang tubig d2?
Manong: abah iho, nsa sau na yan kng gsto mong nguyain!

nyaaaaaaaah
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