What not to say after…your friend gets dumped.
“So does this mean our double date with his cute friend is off?”
What not to say after…you get caught lying.
“You never seemed to mind my little exaggerations in the past.”
What not to say after…getting pulled over.
“I’m so sorry, officer, but my contact fell down my shirt and I can’t seem to find it. Would you please help me?”
What not to say after…a guy you like asks for your number.
“Do you want my cell, work or home number? Here are all three and my e-mail address, just in case. Call me!”
What not to say after…a guy you don’t like gives you his number.
“Thanks, I’ll store this under ‘In case of emergency.’”
What not to say after…really hot sex.
“Finally.”
