Most Boring Date ever

[mr.basted]

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yung sa akin naman is saglit lang kami,nag meet kami sa school nya,sympre approach ko frenly,getlenman kung baga,ask ko sya kung gutom ba sya,sabi nya di naman pero sabi ko tara sa mcdo kahit sundae lang,siguro naka 4x ako na pilit saka pumayag,tapos kumain nag aya ng umuwi..

[what2DOwhenURdead]

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hehehe!!!baka di k nya type..hihihi!!!joke!!!baka busy lng sya nun time n yun kaya di sya tlga pede..ganun yun eh!!!!hahaha!!!pag gusto..gusto..pag ayaw..madaming dahilan.

[Probinsiano]

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Wala boring boring date sa akin masaya akong kasama kaya
hehehhehe

[tempgirl]

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this was Jurassic years ago na...

i met this guy in a bar somewhere in timog, turns out he was also studying in FEU he invited me for lunch i don't really like him he may be goodlookin' ooooohhhh wait he is VERY goodlookin' but the thing is he's short for a guy he's the same height as me and i remember my black shoes were like 3inches pa yung takong so when we walked side by side i looked taller.

so fast forward to the lunch date. i was trying to make small talk but he was very matipid in answering parang he doesn't want to talk at all maybe he's shy. or i dunno maybe he's not interested but i'm trying real hard to make it comfortable for him.

hanggang sa i didn't talk na rin finished my food at nagmadali na kong bumalik sa friends ko. grabe he asked me for a lunch date the least he could do was talk to me diba? grrrrr. one of the most boring dates ever.

after that he still texted for another lunch date and this time i declined.

[father paradox]

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2+ years ago. Except I did not know it was a "date" at the time. I just found out now. Ok sometimes I am really stupid
Anyway my wife and I where separated. I go to the bank. There is a woman who works there, I now find out she is like only 32+ but she had so much makeup on I thought she was like 42+. Anyway she is like all "sympathetic", here is my cell number, my YM. Anytime you feel bad you text me etc. Anyway we text etc. Everytime I see her in the bank she is really friendly, she is also married, so I did not think she have any other motive.

A few weeks later she text me that would I like to go to a Lion's Club party. I had in the past many women friends, we would just hang out, so I agree. I meet her at the party. The guys are doing their thing, women are doing their thing. So I join the guys. They have a bottle of Johnny Walker. Everyone there is all stuck up, trying to impress everyone. Fortunately large amounts of hard liquor can make these things fun. For me hard liquor makes me get tipsy pretty fast, but the buzz wears off fast also. After around 3 hours, I have had like 6-10 shots. But then they run out of Johnny Walker . My buzz now is starting to wear off . All they have is beer . After 1 hour I am almost sober . This really sucks. I can now see how boring,stupid and plastic these people really are . The woman is still busy with her friends. So I then ask permission to leave from the men I am with. They look rather surprised. Then I go over to the woman's table and ask her permission to leave. She looks a little shocked/upset. All her friends look kind of confused also. I make up the excuse it was late, (it was 10 pm) etc. And leave.

To recover from all the plastic people I go to another bar and get drunk.
Next time I see her, she is really cold to me. I am kind of confused

Anyway a week ago my wife is talking to another woman. Turns out that she knows the woman in the bank and was at that party. Little did I know it, but she was boasting to all the people in the party how she was going to wait till I go drunk at the party. Then take me to another bar, have "drinks" with me, and then seduce me. I guess she figured that I would need to be really drunk before I would have sex with her. I guess everyone knew this at the party except me .

Anyway maybe if I was not so bored shitless at the party ..... Also maybe if I had drank the entire bottle of Johnny Walker by myself ......
Anyway that is my pathetic date story.

[kingtaoist]

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lahat ng date ko... hmmmm.... boring lahat ng date ko kasi boring akong tao
bat ba sinisiraan ko ang sarili ko? nasa inyo na yan kung sino ang paniniwalaan niyo
ako o siya... ano?? nalilito ka na... binasa mo kasi hheheheheh

[yuuki]

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kgutom lang haha! love ko kasi first date ko ayoko xa gumastos nang mlaki., kea i didnt insist na kumain., snack lang habang naglalakad., eun., napagastos lang sa games sa amusement park,. xD wenks isip bata aku weh bkit ba., tahahaha

[melón]

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for me this was my most boring date:

One of my crushes (meaning maraming crushes,hahah) invited me for a date. So, syempre nag ok na ako basta ba libre lalo na kung chibugan ang pag uusapan Kaya lang, to my dismay, basta lang kami nanood ng movie, bihira pa nya akong kausapin (kakaasar puro sha text ng text ) hanggang natapos yung movie ah,ok lang pinag usapan namin..di man lang nag alok ng snack.

After watching the movie, sinabi nya sakin "uuwi ka na ba?", nainis ako dun..kala ko sasabihin nya "gusto mo kumain?". So sabi ko, "oo uwi na ako, it's already late in the evening kc", and then he sent me home. After that he texted me "gudnyt, i love you"..sabi ko naman "bwiset ka". yun lang.the end.hahah

I like ahahaha!!! Good Morning!!!

[halikniHUDAZ]

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most boring date..i think was last 3 years ago..

so a friend invited me to tag along a double date..sabi nya nga he is just worried about my social life..since kakagagaling ko lang sa break up..

tapos parang mahihirapan akong makarecover..at frist ayoko talgang makipag date..nadala ako sa "One shot lang pre..patunayan mo sa aking

di ka na bitter.." so ayun..

we started as a group..kaso nung naghiwalay na kami..to be exact di ko naman kilala ang babae..di rin ako kilala ng babae..so i started to

have some conversation..ang naging siste kakahiwalay lang pala ng babae tapos di pa makagetover sa ex..ayun swak sya nalang nagsasalita

tapos ako nakikinig na lang puro tungkol sa ex nya..after an hour or two..nagyaya na sya umuwi..hinatid ko..

sa bahay pumunta pa barkada ko..sabay tanong "ano pare kayo na ba..?" BUSET..!!

[Tanging Alay Magpakailanman Obsesyong Dalisay]

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di ako nakikipag date ehhh...kasi boring ako tyope kasi.......mas ok pa ung hang out lang makikipag kulitan pa ko......

[DavyJones]

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di ako nakikipag date ehhh...kasi boring ako tyope kasi.......mas ok pa ung hang out lang makikipag kulitan pa ko......

ang alam mo lang kasi ay maglakad.harashishishishi..

[Tanging Alay Magpakailanman Obsesyong Dalisay]

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ang alam mo lang kasi ay maglakad.harashishishishi..

mentally incapacitated napaka obyus mo hindot!!!!!!!

[halikniHUDAZ]

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mentally incapacitated napaka obyus mo hindot!!!!!!!

hahahahaha..nagblush ka ba dong..?

[Tanging Alay Magpakailanman Obsesyong Dalisay]

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pag boring ang date mas magandang mag check-in na lang

[Bonking]

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Kapag boba yung babae yun boring yun...